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Global Pynerian Evolutionary Organization

- - - - - How to Join: Signing up on the Forum is not Joining the GPEO. To Join the GPEO click on the "User Groups" tab, and locate the "Recruits Group" and request to join it. Then you will become a "Recruit" of the GPEO. From there, your GPEO Career will begin, but as a recruit you must reply to your PM's and read your E-Mails. - - - - -
- - - - - Training: Training is vital to the effectiveness of combat. The harder we train together, the more prepared we can be for combat. - - - - -
- - - - - Domestic: The initials of GPEO could change from "Global Pioneers Elite Organization" to "Global Pioneers Enlightened Organization." - - - - -
- - - - - Defense Tech: We will gradually convert all electronics to fiber-optics. This will help make our forces immune to possible EMP problems. - - - - -
- - - - - Political: The world is currently at peace despite small regional conflicts in Africa and the Middle East. - - - - -
- - - - - International Action Report: GPEO B-52's deployed long range missiles to silence the Red Sea Brotherhood. There have been no reports of RSB actions against GPEO or civilian aircraft in the region since. The hijacked 747 has yet to be found. Status of its crew are currently unknown. - - - - -

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Post  nlairforce Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:44 am

get on skype!
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Post  Dragnoxz Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:21 am

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck..
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